Alright. Let's see how this all unravels.
*IS Clare going to have her happy ending?
*Someday I want my mundane sentences to be followed with flowery music.
*"I don't know if the Fantasy Suite is for me..." -Clare. LOL. Let's see how that works out. Bet I can guess it.
*"Tonight is a great night to figure out how I feel about Clare." -JP. Is it the first night he's thought about this?
*"We'll get to know each other better tonight...a lot better..." -JP. I feel like he should have added an exaggerated "wink wink" at the end of that.
*"If things work out between us, is it weird that I want to meet Camila?" -Clare. Ummmm.....his daughter??? No that's not - oh his ex? Is her name Camila too? Ok I hope so. Even still - no it's not weird that you want to meet your boyfriend's daughter's mom. But I thought she meant his daughter for a minute.
*"This is week 9..." -JP talking about how it's okay that they have an overnight now and not setting a bad example. So it's okay in week 9 but not week 4? Ok.
*"Like, I really, really, really want to make sure we're on the same page." -Clare. "We are." -JP. What page is that? Because you all just talked a of of circles around each other. I still have no idea what you're talking about.
*Clare has the pouty little girl face down to a T.
*"This is crazy. We started out in a hot tub, and now [we're in another hot tub]." -Clare. WHOA. NO KIDDING.
*This date is really anti-climactic with Andi, because we all know it's ending. So this music and buildup is doing nothing for me.
*I love that she's so real about the whole situation.
*Of course he thinks it all went well if he was just talking about himself.
*Why not break up with him immediately instead of waiting until the rose ceremony?
*"The last couple of days have been hard..." -Andi. I'm sure it's difficult being stuck on a tropical island for a couple extra days. Score!
*Wow. This breakup is crazy matter of fact. And no crushing background music.
*The quote of "You barely made it here" was taken waaaayyyyy out of context. As per usual, editors.
*It's funny that she doesn't want him to say "okay." LOL.
*He doesn't mean that a little argument kills it, right? Just that her specific unhappiness killed it? I feel like there's a lot getting lost in translation
*How awkward that it's just Nikki and Clare left.
*"It's the Women Tell All like you've never seen it before." Oh Chris. You say that every season.
Well that was fun. I guess.