*"A shocking exit that leaves everyone blindsided!" Everyone except the viewers you've been teasingwith the trailers on this for weeks now
*Wow hometowns are already next week? That was fast
*Juan Pablo's chat with his friend reminds me of the time Brad brought on his therapist. Y'all remember that?
*"I just don't know if we have this....cerebral connection....that I need." -Sharleen. (Hereon: Shar)
*Shar likes intelligent, nerdy guys? Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure that's not Juan Pablo. At all.
*That iPhone pic of Juan Pablo and Shar on the boat highlights the overwhelming difference between your own work vs. lighting and perfect cameras.
*"Do I seem uptight?" -Shar "Today, not that tight. (LOL) But other days, very tight." -Juan Pablo
*"He's not my usual type, but I can;t deny that chemistry we have." -Shar. You mean you can have chemistry with someone who isn't your "type"? Shocking.
*"When we kiss, everything in my mind just disappears." -Shar. Her mind must be blank a lot 'cause pretty much all they do is make out.
*"I need to find a mental connection with him tonight." -Shar. If it ain't there yet honey, it ain't coming at all.
*They wouldn't be showing the clips of him saying she's getting a hometown if she wasn't leaving.
*"I wish I was dumber so I could just be like 'duurrrr...'" -Shar. Translated: "I'm too d*** smart."
*Wow, it's pretty bold of Juan Pablo to take Nikki to his daughter's recital.
*I think I missed something. Was the woman at the recital with the super done-up hair Juan Pablo's ex??
*Why is he staying in a hotel when they're in HIS hometown?
*Wow. For being so smitten with her, he's taking this breakup remarkably well.
*"These girls getting roses are the ones doubting. That means they're not here for the right reasons." -Clare. So is the right reason jumping into a relationship and having no doubts after two real dates with the guy?
*Group date: ....
*......That show Resurrection looks interesting.....
*Seriously. So bored during this date.
*"I'm not gonna sit here and be fake though. LOL." -Clare.
*That whole cocktail party was a waste of time. Did we seriously need a full minute of the two girls sitting there in silence? That's a LOT of time in TV world.
*"She peed on him first." No idea how that hasn't made ANY of the previews so far. They should have been showing us that from day one, making us wonder why women are peeing on Juan Pablo.
*If I were in control of editing, this show would be WAY better.
*It's not even about Juan Pablo anymore.
*Renee should at least be confident at every rose ceremony. If he wanted to send her home, he'd do it beforehand, I'd think.
*Chris didn't come to announce the final rose!! WTF BACHELOR WHY ARE YOU SCREWING WITH US?!?!?!?
*Maybe the standoff (sitoff?) between Clare and Nikki needed those 10 seconds instead.
*Ok - does anyone else remember the preview of a girl saying "He has emotional highs and lows, and that could be a problem." ???? Maybe it comes in the hometowns, I just thought I saw it happen within the house, but now they won't all be together anymore, so who knows.
*She shouldn't be the one consoling him when he's the one breaking up with her.
*I wonder if in the fantasy suites they all find out he slept with Clare? Is the jury still out on that? Either way, hopefully next week will be more worthwhile because I'm gonna be straight, that was a painfully wasted two hours that I will never get back, and I got a little downhearted when I saw that there will be two nights of this next week. Here's the thing, Bachelor producers. When you spend the whole show showcasing drama and making us watch them all make out, there's no investment in any actual relationship happening. Don't you profess to have this show in search of "true love?" We all know that's a bit silly, considering...you're the Bachelor, but at least attempt to make it look like there are real relationships developing.
Alright. Am I right? Is everything just out of control weird and boring? Or am I just off sync with this...entire season?