I mean this is alright, but we know what's going to happen. But we'll *suffer through* watching more of the fabulous Emily, Jef and Arie show.
*Awww cute welcome home sign.
*Your connection with Chris was strong in the beginning?
*What's with the dramatic music as she's walking upstairs in her pjs?
*There's the obscure scale! "On a scale of one to Polish..." -Chris
*"I don't like that unsure feeling." -Chris. So it means he's going to be insecure during your entire relationship, especially if he had gotten picked (no spoiler, I just don't think she picks him) and watched this and all her "amazing connections" with everyone else.
*She does have a good eye for the good personality traits.
*"I don't want to see Chris get heartbroken." -Chris's dad. Waaayyyy too late for that not being an option.
*How do they say they could see their life together when they haven't seen any of their real life? I don't know, it seems like there will be a real reality check.
*"Sensing some love," is completely different from, "She's falling in love with you."
*His ranch is a few hundred acres???
*I love them together.
*Hahaha I love when she brings in her sense of humor. Gun lessons? LOLz
*I am ready for the commentary to be done with.
*Steve is SO Mormon. "Is your life built on sound principles?"
*I love that other people put her through the ringer. I love that she can dish it AND take it.
*Could Emily uproot? Please bless that she moves to Utah and we can be neighbors.
*They made this convo between Jef and Steve sound so much dramatic than it actually was. Typical.
*Rebekah and I were BOTH tearing up during Jef's letter! AHHHHHHH
*It's good that Arie's being honest but let's not make her more nervous by telling her YOU'RE nervous.
*She snazzed up for him. Geez.
*When will people learn that you don't speak in other languages when everyone doesn't speak it?
*Good for you Arie for breaking the tension!
*I can't tell if his mom is drunk or her accent is just so loose.
*"These are my little girls." -Sean. He has kids too! (It was really about his dogs.)
*"It's a simple life..." -Sean. We'll be the judge of that when we see your house.
*"Let's leave the camera crew to pick up our picnic basket." -Sean and Emily.
*Ummm, simple life my butt! Your granddaughter has a playhouse in your backyard!
*".....I still live here." -Sean. :O Emily's face.
*His room is messy.
*"I wish my mom would have picked up a little bit." -Sean. You lose.
*This is a joke.
*This IS a joke!!! Ooooh you sneak!!!!
*That was awkward. Not a good joke.
*....But it is entertaining to think of his mom decorating that room, eating half a cookie, leaving out a glass of milk....hahaha
*If he doesn't open up with his parents, he's not going to open up with his wife as much as Emily wants him to. That's a (light)(ish) red flag as far as Emily's concerned.
*Well Emily's southern accent will fit in nicely with his family.
*Why is it still light outside?
*Are they going to make us watch another of their kisses?
*I hope Chris H. asks what all the boys what they told her at the end of the dates.
*Jef's letter was better than Ryan's 12 page??? Imagine that.
*They even decorate with candles on the patio? Wow guys. They don't miss anything.
*Emily wasn't THAT emotional about letting them go, she just feels bad for the humiliation Chris is going to feel with his family.
**Awkward silence on the bench.*
*"I'm shocked." -Chris. Ryan?? Is that you???
*"Was it me? What was it?? Is there an explanation?!" -Chris. Um, the explanation is you're on the Bachelorette.
*"How much faster could it possibly move?" -Chris. Seriously???
*"I told you I LOVED you!" -Chris. Well obviously you should have stayed.
*"I thought she loved me back." -Chris. Your dad effed up the whole thing!!
*"I'm ten times the man all those ^$&%!(* dudes are." -Chris. Seriously?????
Oh man. I do love this show.
What do y'all think? Does Sean have a chance? Am I just being closed-minded? I think it's been between Jef and Arie for like 6 weeks, but Rebekah thinks only two weeks. Your thoughts?