I can't wait for this episode!
*Eh, maybe one of them won't be her husband. We all know how this works.
*Chris H. has got to be paid to create drama. "I hope you all are falling in love, too."
*That's a SWEET apartment.
*I can't wait to see more of Sean. He's hooked me from episode 1.
*Oh Kalon. You're an idiot.
*Talk about the All-American couple! Sean + Emily = football and apple pie.
*Dude, Kalon is digging and digging and Emily isn't even around.
*Dang - I thought Emily's sexy voice was from being angry. Turns out she's just sick. Bummer.
*"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." "What the hell does that mean?" Seriously?
-"Dude I think that's Shakespeare." -Alejandro. Five minutes later. Thanks guys.
*She says all these sweet things that are going to piss Sean off if he makes it far but doesn't get picked.
*This show needs new music.
*"My kisses and my relationship with Sean are just going to get better." -Emily. In other words, he needs some work.
*Doug, why is acting the last thing you want to do today?
*See? Arie can talk about hating acting but at least he's not being a baby about it.
*"I was not surprised. I was born to play this role." -Kalon. I would have killed to see his reaction if he had been cast as the nurse.
*"Apparently my strength as an actor is in playing a female role." -Doug. LOL
*I'm just glad Kalon's not kissing her.
*Ok Arie. Shakespeare's hard but let's pretend like we've read a book past an 8th-grade level.
*"My performance today is extremely important." -Kalon, and then he shoos Emily away. Seriously missing the important "performance."
*Every Woman in America is swooning over Arie in tights.
*Do the Brits pay attention to Bachelor?
*They need to cut to everything Doug says while he's in that nurse's outfit.
*"When he kisses me, it's rough, it's wet, and it's warm. 2 out of 3 ain't bad." Which two?
*They play women well. A little too well?
*Please let the surprise be another letter.
*"Yeah, talk to a sick Emily who has a daughter to go home to." -Kalon. You're so classy.
*It's at least super sweet that all the boys are rallying up around Emily.
*"And I'm saying f*** a lot right now." -Doug. Hahahahaha
*"I love to hear you talk, but not until I'm done." -Emily. She's been waiting for that one.
*Why are you still standing there?
*Your mother doesn't want that "baggage" of saying she's who made you who you are.
*Wow. She is super pissed.
*I see where she's coming from; I think they have so much respect for her that they wanted her to have her moment to kill Kalon.
*How through is she, Jef?
*Jef gets points for bringing it up before Emily did.
*I like that Jef is hard for her to read. She needs a challenge.
*Mmmmm I'd LOVE to ride that Ferris Wheel.
*I've been so happy with Jef from the beginning. I love him, especially after this date.
*How many times do they have to "realize" she's not messing around?
*I wish I could wear one-shoulder dresses.
*I don't know who's going home.
*Punishing Arie by saving him for last - of course. She's pissed.
*Ok. Let's see what they tease us with, 'cause so far the biggest trailers have been about kicking Kalon's butt to the curb.
*Oh - the emotional teasers. I guess next week is going to be good, but I hope they're not going to attack Ryan (probably) to try and make up for the fact that no one stood up for Kalon - though I'm positive that Arie goes to Emily in the middle of the night so that he can get points back. Also, do they plan to have a middle of the night visit on every season somehow? The last three have all had them, were they in it before Brad's second season too?
I LOVE that Emily breaks stereotypes in every way. I can't wait to see her confront Chris Harrison. Manohman!