Monday, June 25, 2012

JefJefJefJefJef

See how I said his name more times than that post about Arie?

*Holy cow! Is it hometowns already?

*Three one-on-ones! Please bless that it's Jef and Arie for two of them.

*"I didn't expect that." -Arie. "I didn't expect that either." -Jef. Haha.

*I wonder if a one-on-one is more nervewracking without a rose since then you don't know until the rose ceremony that you made it?

*Why are elbow patches coming back??

*Arie pulls money out his pocket - how much do you think ABC gives him?

*So much damage control so early? Arie wins.

*Emily's digging is not going to bring up his relationship. He's not thinking about THAT right now. Stop playing games.

*When are they ever off camera?

*Is this the earliest someone's dropped the "L" bomb?

*"I have a surprise for you." -Emily. Fireworks? Not a surprise.

*Wolf, please don't say the word love when this is your first (one-on-one) date.

*He is taller than her! I always visualize him as a little man.

*"Data Destruction Specialist."

*Their first dinner was in a cave, second is in a dungeon...

*I love that the cameramen just follow him around and don't tell him where she is.

*If the person she's "happiest to see" after her date with John is Sean, things aren't looking good for John.

*Oh my gosh. Is she going to send Doug home in the middle of the date??

*"I have the hardest time getting a read on Emily." -Doug. She is THE easiest person to read. Ever.

*Poor guy!! He's being so sweet about it though.

*Spontaneous two-on-one!

*That's a MESSAGE Jef. Listen well!

*"I don't know what would be worse. If [Chris] does get the rose, or if he doesn't get the rose." -John. Hahahaha.

*Chris smiles when he's saying things he's not happy about.

*Dear Emily. Please love Jef forever.

*FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. He bought you daughter a puppet when YOU didn't even think about it!!!

*Is this all impromptu? It didn't seem like the puppet shop was planned, but the card said tug on those heartstrings.

*I'm dying. I'mdyingI'mdyingI'mdyingI'mdyingI'mdying.

*That. Was. By. Far. The BEST scene I've ever seen on the Bachelor.

*If I were Emily (and I want to be, so it's basically the same thing)....As great as Arie is, Jef would be leagues ahead of him. He's so solid in what he wants and what his future contains, and Arie is sweet but compared to what Jef is bringing to the table, he has no depth. Jef and Emily have the same values, same ideals, on everything they've talked about!

*Could Jef BE more perfect?

*She's the one asking family questions, and Jef is stepping it up!!!!

*I'm so in love. I need him in her life.

*I want to date you and marry the **** out of you." -Jef.

*I don't care about the rose ceremony. Can we show more of her and Jef's date?

*That whole segment was about Chris being a baby.

*Chris? Well I guess he won't be the final two anyway so no worries.

Well, so long as I can see more of Jef next week....and the week after that....and the week after that.....and not the week after that because that's the Men Tell All (is that right?), but then he'll propose and my Emily's life will be perfect.

I was torn between them after Arie's first date, but I always had my eye on Jef - he intrigued me because he was different, and in a good way. Then Arie swept Emily off her feet, and they were tied. And then Jef went out with her and I just love him.

But seriously. They're perfect for each other. Please let me be wrong about damage control and Arie.

Monday, June 18, 2012

This episode MESSES with you!

I have a LOT to say this episode. Sorry for the length; if you skip it, I won't be offended.

*Oh Wolf gets some action!

*There it is! "Croatia is the perfect place to fall in love." -Jef

*I'll watch you pack up and get that one on one, Travis.

*I'm super jealous about the date! Croatia looks beautiful.

*Haha @ Emily telling him exactly how to get on the balancing stone.

*Also, her disappointment about Travis not taking his shirt off.

*She seems like she's having fun but not necessarily because of him.

*WHAT is Ryan wearing! What is that tank top???

*If she doesn't feel romance by the hours of the day, he's out.

*It is humid in Croatia!! Her hair doesn't stay in anything.

*I wonder if they have a rule that whoever went on the last one on one has to pick up the date card.

*Oooooh bad idea to say the word manipulate.

*"I haven't been able to open up." -Travis. Well if you haven't gone on any dates, then obviously not.

*She's not asking pressing questions; I think he's gone.

*Poor guy. He puts himself out there for the first time in two years - on the Bachelorette - and gets rejected.

*Awww. He's a sweetie.....as I typed that, he threw the umbrella. haha. But he's still sweet.

*HAHAHAHA! I hope she chose the kilts for all them to wear.

*"Wolf is going home. He's too little, too late." -Michelle C. Agreed.

*Shut up! They saw Brave, and their episode is airing before it even comes into theaters NOW!

*Nice work, Jef, sitting next to Emily. I think he's my favorite.

*Doug is reminding Emily that he has a son.

*Jef sees the kilt and is like, "I've worn worse."

*None of them are confident enough in their skirt kilt to walk by Emily, when they were clamoring to be by her before the theater.

*Awww. Good sport, Chris.

*Throwing a log won't contribute to you finding love with Emily. But it's a nice sentiment.

*Stick pulling. Jef explains it because he's the only one who's ever done it on Pioneer day.

*Unfair advantage - Doug was stronger AND had the outside.

*Emily says big muscles aren't impressive, but swooned over Sean breaking the log. She's thinking in two different parts of the brain.

*Man, Arie knows how to work it! That is a spontaneous, push you against the wall kiss.

*Ryan's facial hair is his worst choice yet.

*Instead of talking about how good things can be, let's do something about making all those good things happen.

*"A little less conversation, a little more action, please." -Elvis

*She's uncomfortable hearing this from Chris. Either it's him, or it's too early, or something.

*Or maybe not, because she's getting the rose.

*Do the producers tell them all to sit together when the Bachelor/ette comes in? And when Chris H comes in  right before the rose ceremony?

*Arie's DYING. And this is the first time I've seen her come in and hang out before a date. Is she not that excited?

*Arie is confident, but hides it better than Ryan. I can't tell if he's hiding more, or if that's just how he is. Thoughts?

*"Ryan calling me a trophy wife does not sit well with me." -Emily. Then you're in for a night of fun.

*"It was so good!" -Emily after she spits out the oyster.

*Yay for crazy old Croatians!

*I love when Ryan brings God into the picture.

*Um, not the first wife to talk back.

*If Ryan gets a rose - which he will, or Arie wouldn't be pissed and come a-knocking - then he's definitely around for another week. So if there's enough evidence against him, will she take his rose away?

*She lets him know he's in trouble. I like that so much. But that also gives him the opportunity to redeem himself.

*More Ryan letters!

*He didn't address her fears at all. Bad choice.

*SHUT UP.

*Then what is Arie going to talk to her about???

*Stop manipulating.

*Stop it. Stopstopstop.

*She gets vulnerable when she breaks up with someone, and he absolutely knows that, and is playing with that.

*She's going to compromise and not give him the rose, but let him go to the ceremony.

*Great Jef. All the deaf people really think you think Ryan's a great guy. (Because he said, "He's a great guy" but shook his head.)

*We've seen this convo. Move on!!

*Hold strong!!

*Good girl.

*The fact that he's not broken up at all shows that he's not that emotionally invested.

*"Shocked is not the appropriate emotion for that situation. Ryan is an idiot." -Danny C.

*I bet he's going to refuse to go.

*Nothing brings the guys together like mutual hatred.

*Who did you build friendships with?

*THAT'S why Arie goes to her. Sympathy.

*Now I can believe Ryan goes home.

*They didn't show her excited "Hey!!!" in the teasers! Sneaky editing.

*And Arie's "Um...basically..." is totally different without the music.

*"No one is ever gonna know you were here." -Emily. She's way too used to the cameras. Haha.

*I want someone else to come sneaking over when someone else has already snuck over.

*"If you don't get a rose tonight, you're going home." -Wolf. And that's different from every other week...how?

*His parents don't know it, but now America does.

*Well laminate it!

*So he's Catholic.

*I do love how honest Arie is.

*If she send home two tonight, next week is the (would-be?) fantasy suites.

*BEST MOMENT! She's not even all "brb."

*How'd Chris H. get all the way outside? I always figure he just stands in the doorway, especially with that few bachelors left.

*Man. Four eliminated in .......

*...and Chris bring in the extra rose. YOU PLAYED US, EMILY!!!!

*Man, I was so excited for it to be the final four! Oh, well. More screen time of Arie and Jeff.

**Jef.

*Does Arie get a one on one next week?? I thought they'd go to Doug and Wolf.

*Ahhhhh.....Arie and the producer. I can't WAIT to get to the bottom of that, and know what's going on. Was this filmed during taping or after??!?! I doubt Arie's sincerity because of those rumors - which is why I can't read spoilers. They spoil it for a reason!

My goodness. Please bless that my questions will all be answered next week.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

I can't wait for this episode!

*Eh, maybe one of them won't be her husband. We all know how this works.

*Chris H. has got to be paid to create drama. "I hope you all are falling in love, too."

*That's a SWEET apartment.

*I can't wait to see more of Sean. He's hooked me from episode 1.

*Oh Kalon. You're an idiot.

*Talk about the All-American couple! Sean + Emily = football and apple pie.

*Dude, Kalon is digging and digging and Emily isn't even around.

*Dang - I thought Emily's sexy voice was from being angry. Turns out she's just sick. Bummer.

*"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." "What the hell does that mean?" Seriously?
-"Dude I think that's Shakespeare." -Alejandro. Five minutes later. Thanks guys.

*She says all these sweet things that are going to piss Sean off if he makes it far but doesn't get picked.

*This show needs new music.

*"My kisses and my relationship with Sean are just going to get better." -Emily. In other words, he needs some work.

*Doug, why is acting the last thing you want to do today?

*See? Arie can talk about hating acting but at least he's not being a baby about it.

*"I was not surprised. I was born to play this role." -Kalon. I would have killed to see his reaction if he had been cast as the nurse.

*"Apparently my strength as an actor is in playing a female role." -Doug. LOL

*I'm just glad Kalon's not kissing her.

*Ok Arie. Shakespeare's hard but let's pretend like we've read a book past an 8th-grade level.

*"My performance today is extremely important." -Kalon, and then he shoos Emily away. Seriously missing the important "performance."

*Every Woman in America is swooning over Arie in tights.

*Do the Brits pay attention to Bachelor?

*They need to cut to everything Doug says while he's in that nurse's outfit.

*"When he kisses me, it's rough, it's wet, and it's warm. 2 out of 3 ain't bad." Which two?

*They play women well. A little too well?

*Please let the surprise be another letter.

*"Yeah, talk to a sick Emily who has a daughter to go home to." -Kalon. You're so classy.

*It's at least super sweet that all the boys are rallying up around Emily.

*"And I'm saying f*** a lot right now." -Doug. Hahahahaha

*"I love to hear you talk, but not until I'm done." -Emily. She's been waiting for that one.

*Why are you still standing there?

*Your mother doesn't want that "baggage" of saying she's who made you who you are.

*Wow. She is super pissed.

*I see where she's coming from; I think they have so much respect for her that they wanted her to have her moment to kill Kalon.

*How through is she, Jef?

*Jef gets points for bringing it up before Emily did.

*I like that Jef is hard for her to read. She needs a challenge.

*Mmmmm I'd LOVE to ride that Ferris Wheel.

*I've been so happy with Jef from the beginning. I love him, especially after this date.

*How many times do they have to "realize" she's not messing around?

*I wish I could wear one-shoulder dresses.

*I don't know who's going home.

*Punishing Arie by saving him for last - of course. She's pissed.

*Ok. Let's see what they tease us with, 'cause so far the biggest trailers have been about kicking Kalon's butt to the curb.

*Oh - the emotional teasers. I guess next week is going to be good, but I hope they're not going to attack Ryan (probably) to try and make up for the fact that no one stood up for Kalon - though I'm positive that Arie goes to Emily in the middle of the night so that he can get points back. Also, do they plan to have a middle of the night visit on every season somehow? The last three have all had them, were they in it before Brad's second season too?

I LOVE that Emily breaks stereotypes in every way. I can't wait to see her confront Chris Harrison. Manohman!