Monday, January 23, 2012

Jumping on Board

Well, I read a couple blogs post-Bachelor night, and I decided to jump on board, because I have a lot to say about it, too. So, enjoy!

A couple about last episode ('cause I just watched it), I am SO glad Courtney was all "see ya!" to Shawntel on the way out - because I hope Ben saw a bit of what she's really like. Also, I was hoping he gave Shawntel a rose just so Courtney would leave.

*Yeah Utah! Represent!

*Remember last episode when Courtney was like "No drama tonight!" and then she started it all? Looks like this cocktail party won't be any different.

*I want to take a tally of how many times they say "This is the perfect place to fall in love!"....for the rest of the season

*Stay strong, Kacie B! You've been so perfect so far....

*Chris' advice to use every moment to its fullest is the producers' way of saying "We need to spice things up!"

*Calm down, ladies. Most of you will have ridden a helicopter by the time you go home.

*"Get it started right"....with alcohol. To impair your judgment for the rest of the day.

*"Don't talk about the weather..." -Chris Harrison. This is not going well.

*The "why waste time on something you don't see going somewhere?" line just got you sent home.

*"This fire's hot!"

*What's that, Ben? You're looking to fall in love?! Why do they always state the obvious?

*"You want to be here." That's a good enough reason to get a rose.

*Oh, and he likes kissing her.

*"Is that Ben?" Who else would it be?

*"It's like this is all out of a movie!" Or a TV show...

*Or we could tally how many times they say, "we have a strong connection."

*"Mustard is my favorite condiment." HERE'S the 5 star convo we've been waiting for.

*I'll be honest, I think the last rose ceremony was the first time I saw Samantha. Where did she come from?

*Well, she did ask for honesty.

*He does NOT like her.

*Wow. If she hadn't interrupted him, she'd probably still be there. I do feel bad for her, she was trying to be honest, but she was just a bit too emotional for him. Which, honestly, who isn't in that scenario. Except Courtney. Who only seems to feel competition.

*EVERYBODY rubs you the wrong way, Courtney.

*When he's asking how it's going, he doesn't want to hear it's hard. He knows.

*YES! He loves Kacie B!!!!


*Keep digging your hole, Courtney

*I guess all you have to do to get a rose is be desperate and whiny. Noted.

*I like Jennifer so far. So we'll see.

*How is ABC letting them do a date in a fenced off, caged area?

*Ah, the ever-present relationship metaphors made literal.

*Yes! In-house hairdressing!

*"She seems really...normal." As opposed to...crazy?

*Why are you going to waste your time talking about another individual?" Did they really say that? Is that what you're doing?

*Jennifer seems really comfortable with him. It's cute.

*"I can't believe he did this all for me - so romantic!" Ummm, he had about 5% to do with it. Thank ABC for the other 95%.

*The blonde next to them can't stop looking at them. "OMG it's the Bachelor!"

*You know you'd be his perfect partner after your first date?

*"....And then she was the girl who got the rose." It's like she was giving him a riddle, wasn't a riddle.

*Now Emily's digging her hole.

*I'm gonna go get a drink....and tell Courtney everything you said.

*Ok. So in Brad's season, it turned out Michelle wasn't really so mean and that a lot of girls actually liked her a LOT. And so I want to give Courtney the benefit of the doubt....and then she's all, "I'm nice!" But, nice people don't say, "Don't f*** with me. Don't cross me." Or laugh in other girls' faces.

*It's snowing?!? Man, I wonder how cold that water was on his date with Jennifer.

*LOL you're not sorry to go back in with all the girls. You love these women.

*Wow, more rose ceremony girls I don't recognize.

*Elyse gives the death glare to Kacie B!

*I've said it before and I'll say it again - Chris Harrison has the best job in the world.

*"It was good getting to know you." Just not good enough.

*Poor Monica. She was crazy in the first part, but she seemed really nice in the end.

*Puerto Rico! "Oh, I was there two months ago." Well then, I guess you don't need to go back now. See ya!

*I will not be surprised if a girl leaves after finding out he skinny dipped with Courtney.


  1. Totally agree w ith a 100% of what you said! The bachelor is crazy! I make Chase watch it with me and he is amazed how mean girls are. You last comment about girls leaving when Courtney skinny dips...I so hope that happens too. I would be pissed off. May be it will show Ben that you can't be a man whore and expect the women to still fall in love with you. However no one probably will leave, so I can't get my hopes up! Glad to know you have the same love for the Bachelor I do!

  2. I will judge them all if no one leaves after the skinny dipping. I'm sure the house will convince one girl to leave in outrage and then everyone else will chicken out.

    Also, I think you guys should come over and watch the next Bach with us.

    p.s. What is wrong with Courtney's lip?

  3. Seriously so funny! I agree with every comment. The blond at the concert was cracking me up!. I agree with your comment about Courtney saying she's "nice". Nice girls don't say "I want to rip her head off and verbally assault her." Yikes! I love Kacie B. She is just so cute!

  4. I just have to say, after reading your blog today, and like 3 others about the Bachelor, I finally gave in and watched all 4 episodes. I hate the show so much, but love it at the same time. How is that even possible. My favorite two lines... "On a scale from 1 to 10 I'm going to throw up." and Courtney saying "I'm nice", and then says about Emily "I feel like ripping her head off, and then verbally abusing her" That is probably the nicest thing I have ever heard someone say. Oh man. Hilarious.