I expected the question, but I butted in before they could say anything and said, "Hey guys! I have really great news!"
"Oh yeah? What's that?"
"....I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!"
It seemed so dull to preface such an exciting announcement, i.e. bringing my insurance card...wait, no. That's not exciting.
I obviously needed to spice things up.
I was simply learning from the master. Like when Michael Scott told the branch that everyone got $1000. He was lying, but for that moment, he had them.
I was simply captivating my audience.